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Monday, May 09, 2005

| Issit Pure Stupidity Or What? |

i've been trying not to talk about the new gal but i just couldn't bear to be silent, therefore i've decided, am still gonna blog about it just to provide some entertainment. *lolz*
alright, i'm mean, but i DO NOT care anymore. i might as well blog it out or my blood vessels might get really conjested and i might die of a heart-attack! getting angry and being frustrated is very harmful to my health. AND, i'm PMS-ing, so like it just adds on and i'm SO gonna explode soon!

i gave her very specific instructions today knowing how well she's slow and stupid after she finally admitted to her inability. not that i despise her or what, but if she had been honest right from the start, we wouldn't be in this tensed situation now. and how on earth would i know if she's speaking the truth or not? she's always twisting the facts, i find her credibity a question.

so as i was saying, i gave her very specific instructions to go to the storeroom to get something for me. the instruction went as follows:

yours truly: go to the storeroom, and bring me the two most colorful paperbags. its the biggest paperbags you can find in there. ok?
her: ok.

i repeated the above at least three times, knowing how long she takes to absorb. so when she finally said ok, i thought she got it. guess i was wrong. any idea what she brought out instead? any takers? i'll be nice and let you in on this.

she came out, brought along with her 2 mooncake paperbags which were just red and white in color!!! does this sound very colorful to you??? well not to me. i was speechless, i asked her to walk with me to the storeroom, still holding on to the white and red mooncake paperbags. i pointed to the colorful paperbags, and asked her:
"between this and that, which looks more colorful to you?"
she kept quiet, and i just want to DIE!!!
now let me ask you, is she just dumb or dumb??? i've concluded, she's DUMB!

OMG!!! what have i done to deserve this? AND i just received a call from this job agency, and i have lotsa job offerings, but i declined, why was i SO STUPID??? i should have said ok, gimme a month. argh!!! see, i've been influenced and have thus became stupid-er too!

AND. this is pretty common sense too. let me ask you: which side should the stamp be on an envelope? right or left? even a primary 3 year old can tell you its the RIGHT side! why doesn't she know? can i blame her for not knowing? can i blame her for never posting a single letter or card in her entire life living here in singapore??? can i blame her for acting dumb and for asking stupid questions? i answered her, told her it was the right side, and then shot her back this question to make her feel even stupid-er: you never post a single letter before in your whole life huh? how can you not know? DUH!

BITE me! i'm on the verge of suicide. she ain't worth my anger and frustration. she makes me ill. the disgusting color of her hair, and the sick smell of her shampoo sends dizzy spells to my head. she keeps looking and observing me, like WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM???!!! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!! she even changed her handphone to the same model as mine?! thank God her's is the UGLY SILVER one. but HULLO, WASSUP man?! we DO NOT have to be identical sisters! YOU are GROSSING me OUT!!! the minute i saw her handphone, i had a sudden urge to smash my red one, but then i thought, why should i? i should SMASH YOURS, NOT MINE!!! my RED one is ALOT PRETTIER than YOUR UGLY SILVER ONE!!!!!!

seriously, i should STOP giving her attention. she's probably just seeking attention.

HEY YOU: if you think this is fun, we'll wait and see. i can be EXTREMELY sarcastic and be VERY VERBALLY ABUSIVE so DO NOT mess with me! if you do, you'll wish you were NEVER BORN!

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